I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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