Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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