I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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