When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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