Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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