Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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