Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
