Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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