You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
