I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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