I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just cropdusted the office
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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