If i come over, it means nothing
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize