so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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