what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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