someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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