this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I didn't notice because vodka
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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