No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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