I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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