if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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