Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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