Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
If I die, sorry about rent.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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