You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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