Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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