Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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