I am in a vortex of obligation.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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