People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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