So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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