I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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