he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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