Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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