no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I need to sanitize my soul.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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