I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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