is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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