I hate your face
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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