I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Say something about gay babies.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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