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(702): View more from Nevada

what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."

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(812): View more from Indiana

After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.

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(301): View more from Maryland

She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.

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(817): View more from Texas

I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in

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(847): View more from Illinois

We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day

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(404): View more from Georgia

AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!

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