I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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