Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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