He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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