All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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