Hey man sorry I got all grabby
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's blow job season.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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