do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Randomize
