I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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