fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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