i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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