is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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