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I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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