I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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