Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
