I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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