Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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