That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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