can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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