I'm going to jail i love you
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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