margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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