I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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